|Sex Jokes and Cartoons I
The Sex eZine - Sex is Funny
Editor's Note: We've taken the liberty of avoiding jokes that are overtly sexist against women because sexist humour is based on patriarchal stereotypes and aren't really that funny. In some cases we altered jokes to make them non-sexist.
Ie. Jokes like "Q. Why do women have small feet? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink." are just plain sexist, and frankly not that funny.
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Blowjob?
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while you're having sex?
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
Q. So how is your marriage with Miss Right?
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
Q. Who's the world's greatest sexual athlete?
Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
Q. What is the cheapest meat?
Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
Q. Why don't little girls fart?
Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
Q. What's the definition of trust?
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
Q. What's better than a rose on your piano?
Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?