|Sex Jokes and Cartoons II
The Sex eZine - Sex is Funny
Editor's Note: We've taken the liberty of avoiding jokes that are overtly sexist against women because sexist humour is based on patriarchal stereotypes and aren't really that funny. In some cases we altered jokes to make them non-sexist.
Ie. Jokes like "Q. Why do women have small feet? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink." are just plain sexist, and frankly not that funny.
Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese?
Q. What is the Difference Between Pussy and Apple Pie?
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
Q. Why do women prefer old gynaecologists?
Q. What is better than a cold Bud?
Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Q. What is a zebra?
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?
Q. How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus?
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
Q. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
Q. What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Q. What's the difference between pink and purple?
Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully?
Q. What's the definition of macho?
Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?
Q. What happens when you kiss a canary?
Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?