|Sex Jokes & Cartoons IV
The Sex eZine - Sex is Funny
Editor's Note: We've taken the liberty of avoiding jokes that are overtly sexist against women because sexist humour is based on patriarchal stereotypes and aren't really that funny. In some cases we altered jokes to make them non-sexist.
Ie. Jokes like "Q. Why do women have small feet? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink." are just plain sexist, and frankly not that funny.
Q. What is the smallest hotel in the world?
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
Q. What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
Q. What did the fresh egg say to the boiling water?
Q. What did the potato chip say to the battery?
Q. What's another name for pickled bread?
Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Q. What do the Spice Girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common?
Q. What do you call an redneck farmer with a sheep under each arm?
Q. What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
Q. Why do women wear black underwear?
Q. How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?
Q. What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion?
Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
Q. What goes: "CLICK, is that it? CLICK, is that it? CLICK, is that it?"
Q. Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a flea?
Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
Q. What's the bad news about being a test tube baby?
Q. How are men like noodles?
Q. Why don't Canadians have group sex?