Sorry, We're Sold Out Of Romance 
Please try the Shoppers Drugmart down the street 
You'll find all the love you can take 
All the passionate sex 
And my favourite, 
Romance on a Stick 
Some say its a dead thing 
A concept people never bother with anymore 
Sex and passion are all that matter now. 
The feeling of ecstacy is yours to buy 
But Romance on a Stick... 
Sorry, We're Sold Out Of Romance 

Smoking Candle
By Charles Moffat

A cold harmonica in the night 
Warm blood in fevered veins 
The cool wind of a violin 
Feel the friction of flesh 
Moonlight on a midnight pond 
The pounding of two hearts become one 
A frosty whisper in the air 
A burning kiss and a smoking candle