When all else fails 
When a paradox cannot be explained 
When brilliance is confounded by nothingness 
And something just doesn't seem right 
Stupidity Rules 
Try as thou might 
Life sucks sometimes and you bite 
Sucks to be you 
Stupid 
Retard 
Moron 
But when all else fails 
There's more stupid people than there are smart 
Stupidity Rules

Thanx For The Raison Cookies
By Charles Moffat

I baked a nut cake for a friend recently.
"I hate almonds!" they said and refused to eat the cake.
I bought a pizza for a friend recently.
"I hate peppers!" they said and refused to eat the pizza.
I bought some flowers for a girl recently.
"I hate roses!" she said and refused to take the flowers.
A friend gave me a cookie recently.
"Thank you!" I said and picked out the raisons.
Nobody seems to understand what I say anyway, so I might
as well talk in riddles from now on. Thanks for the raison cookies.